We got so high we made milksteak
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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