what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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