After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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