Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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