All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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