I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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