jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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