If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
