You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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