she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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