CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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