he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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