I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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