I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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