I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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