so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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