I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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