Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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