I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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