she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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