I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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