whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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