My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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