Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
