Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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