My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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