how can u be prego again
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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