i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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