He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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