but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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