Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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