WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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