I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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