just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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