That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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