We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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