do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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