He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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