Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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