she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
COCAINE IS GR8
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