Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
