'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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