I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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