So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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