Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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