Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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