i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I understand Curling. That high.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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