How'd it feel making her break her religion?
porn star boner night. come get it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
