I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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