It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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