it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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