I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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