Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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