Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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