dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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