id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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