Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.