the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just googled if crying burns calories
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.